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Rorschach and Doc: May 28th, 2016

Rorschach and Doc 5-28-16

– Rorschach And Doc is the NUMBER 1 Furry show on MLR

– Everyone gets embarrassed for Jim Breuer

– Excitement for Westworld. Rorschach introduces Doc to the original. Doc gets angry.

– Blizzard fights Overwatch Porn/Rule 34

– Rorschach takes his first drink in 9 days

– Our Boy Johnny Depp is drunk and innocent of all charges

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Brainstu Wrestling: May 31st, 2016

 

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

– Ricochet vs Will Ospreay from NJPW is your no contest “Match Of The Year” because nothing will beat this match
– TNA gives us “Finger Poke Of Doom 2.0” with Matt and Jeff Hardy
– Hammy sees Jeff Hardy vs Sting from TNA Victory Road 2011 for the first time and is completely disgusted
Raw Recap: Enzo & Cass are so over, it’s ridiculous, New Day makes Shane dance, Cena returns and AJ Styles turns heel
– Goldberg is back in WWE but only on WWE 2K17

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The Cousin Joe Show: May 26th, 2016

– With Guest Stephanie Vanacor
– Germany Creates Sex Manual For Immigrants
– New Video From Crazy German Weapon Guy
– Farting Weatherman/Meteorologist Told To Cover Up After Complaints
– First Penis Transplant
– “Bros” Get Out Of Paying For Dates
– Guitar Hero Of Sex Video Game
– Sex Factor Reality Show

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Papa’s Basement: May 26th, 2016

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

-A man has recieved the first successful penis transplant in America. I’m telling you right now, this is the start of a girth arms race that is going to ruin us all

-The fun of dealing with a collections company when you really don’t owe them money (I was like you, once)

-Two idiots put a baby bison in their car because it looked cold. Things ended as badly as expected

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Brainstu Wrestling: May 25th, 2016

Brainstu Wrestling 5/25 uploading now. Also have a REPLAY version as well.

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

– Extreme Rules recap: Huge pop for Rollins return, Huge boos for champ Reigns, Ambrose & Jericho have a dud match but spot of the night & the IC Title match is your match of the night
– Raw recap: Face Rollins quickly turns heel, Enzo Amore returns, Charlotte wants nothing to do with her dad, awesome Money In The Bank qualifying matches
– Shane McMahon reveals why he walked away from WWE
– AJ Styles proves beyond a shadow of a doubt he’s the best performer WWE has

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Dutch and Royce: May 24th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/24/16:

– We get a caller, Jonathan Lee Riches who did some time in prison and talks about solitary and clicks https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches

– We fight with an Amazon Echo at a weekend party but agree that adult parties are the best

– Mitch gives Sherri a blow job because he lost a bet

– We imagine the most terrifying creatures and none are worse than spiders

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Game of Thrones Wieners and Such: May 22nd, 2016

Game of Thrones Weiners and Such S6E5 The Door Highlights 5/23/16:

– Sansa is pissed at Little Finger because he’s full of shit but she lies to Jon Snow about it

– What is Arya Stark’s end game because it doesn’t seem to be with the many faced God?

– Euron tries to take the Iron throne from Yara and Theon Greyjoy but they steal all his ships and are probably sailing to Meereen

– Hold the Door is the saddest story ever told

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Th Sully Show: May 22nd, 2016

Th Sully Show – Highlights for May 22nd, 2016

– The Sully Show going on a short Hiatus

– Ghostbusters remake still looks horrible

– Kanye West needs to do the world a favor and go away (His extremely odd interview on Ellen)

– Flight Attendant Steals 1500 mini liquor bottles from Delta and sells them on Craigs

– Dumb Ass of the Week: Woman brings 2 children she was babysitting to a bank and robs it.

 

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The Untitled Movie Podcast: May 19, 2016

The Untitled Movie Podcast for May 19, 2016:

-Apologies for the last podcast messing up sound-wise are in order (for the record, Mark HATES fucking up)
-Your box office update, Zack Snyder is out (you win, nerds) and not even Marvel can hit a 1.000, can it?
-Ghostbusters comes out with another trailer. Do we still give a shit, and the politics of movies and their toy tie-ins
****BRIEF POLITICAL TALK SORRY NOT SORRY****
-Woody Allen comes back into the conversation thanks to Cannes, Blake Lively and his monstrous talent/parenting skills
-For $99 million, I’ll legally change my name to James Bond (but don’t ask Daniel Craig)
-Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to buy her GOOP dildo
-The trailer round-up (Assassin’s Creed, Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk, The Accountant and Free State Of Jones), and why do movie studios keep fucking up trailers??
-We review The VVitch and Deadpool (also, Mark is a pussy)

Follow up on Twitter, damn it! (@TheUMPonMLR)

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Brainstu Wrestling: May 18th, 2016

 

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

– WWE Extreme Rules predictions
– Raw Recap: The New Day goes back in time, IC Title picture is perfect booking, Reigns meets a Styles Clash and BOOsos vs. Bullet Club
– Paige and Alberto Del Rio are dating, and we now have another reason to hate Del Rio
– Velvet Sky done with TNA
– TNA failing to pay production staff on time

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Rorschach And Doc: May 14th, 2016

Rorschach And Doc 5-14-16

– Overwatch sux according to a non shooter fan Rorschach

– Weird Jim Norton and Jim Breuer rants

– Voicemails a plenty

– Doc has seen Civil War and Loves it greatly “Best Spider-Man movie ever!”

– Rorschach blows up Facebook with a trolling FB post

– GVAC was loved

– Doc has Taco Bell

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Game of Thrones Wieners and Such: May 16th, 2016

GoT Weiners and Such – Book of the Stranger S6E4- Highlights 5/16/16:

– Jon Snow didn’t leave The Wall and good thing because he finds Sansa

– Brienne doesn’t forget or forgive the Red Woman and Sir Davos but may like Tormund

– We see Little Finger controlling Lord Royce and he’s planning on helping Sansa

– Tyrion tries to negotiate with the slave owners and the slaves don’t really like the 7 year deal

– Cersei theroies

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Brainstu Wrestling: May 11th, 2016

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

– Adam Rose has a Titanic level sinking of his career
– Raw Recap: The New Day make a subliminal racist joke, Reigns and the BOOlet club vs Bullet Club, Ambrose ruins Jericho’s jacket & a heated up IC Title picture
– Jim Cornette’s comments about HHH never getting over spark a debate to see if he is on our list of top 10 all time WWE performers
– Keven Owens on ESPN
– WWE releases including Brooklyn Brawler
– Adam Cole joins Bullet Club at ROH event
– Question Of The Week: Biggest pops we’ve ever heard

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Dutch and Royce: May 10th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/10/16:

– We review the new Captain America: Civil War movie but it’s still not better than Deadpool

– Has there ever been a good movie based on a video game? We hope the new Warcraft movie

– What is the worst term for a vagina?

– Have you injured yourself doing something ever so minor and it makes you realize how old you are?

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Game of Thrones Wieners and Such: May 9th, 2016

Game of Thrones Weiners and Such – S06E03 – Oathbreaker Highlights 5/9/16:

– Jon Snow wakes up and totally freaks out that he’s no longer dead

– The Starks are making a comeback but Sam can’t get rid of boring old Gilly

– Daenerys has been sent to basic bitch temple and The Dinkles can’t get any good conversation out of her old friends

– We read some really awesome yet crazy fan theories

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