Dutch and Royce Highlights 9/27/16:
– Joel is on vacation so Birthday Hammy fills in, with the help of Mitch, Marie, and John
– We talk about the first Presidential Debate between Trump and Hillary
– Sherri explains how to kill a bear and eat it
– Pen Pineapple Apple Pen – #WLTBMTY
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 9/20/16:
– John is a really nice guy who does kids parties
– My Shiney Hiney is a thing you can buy, but Marie’s Slap Shoes won’t get picked up
– Don’t pee on your clit o’clock or Loretta Jones will yell at you about what she’s supposed to do now
– what’s the deal with the air pods and the iPhone 7
– #noSelfieControl is our WLTBMTY
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HIghlights:
– No Dutch this week
– Cousin Joe Skypes in
-We do a Jamaican Fargo remake
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/30/16:
– We talk about how our women are better than us
– John plays bass for a DJ at a fetish party in South Florida
– We place votes for the new Lopez House – http://www.poll-maker.com/poll797613x48E14Be6-32
– Joel DJ’s a family song for his girlfriend’s grandfather who turned 80, and then relives having to do family plays
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/23/2016:
– Royce and Marie tell family stories from the weekend and also go to an Indy Wrestling event with Mersh
– Mitch and Sherri impulse buy a dishwasher and brew a lot of alcohol. They even sent Royce and Marie some to try
– John dances in cosplay for #3000brigade and started an exercise class called 12 Rounds with John that we assume is for dogs
– Joel and Kelsey take offense to not being invited to Royce & Marie’s housewarming
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/16/16:
– Dutch DJed a bad wedding on a Monday night and it was horrible
– But in better news, Sherri picked out her wedding dress and Marie comes up with a great new photography business
– We have a little olympics talk as Usain Bolt becomes a meme, Ryan Lochte gets robbed at gun point in Rio, and people break their arms and legs
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/9/2016:
– The US is crushing the Olympics in medals
– Royce goes into an Isolation Tank and describes what it’s like
– We give out some reviews about Suicide Squad without spoilers
– Sherri shares some of her wedding ideas and plans
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/2/2016:
– Royce and Marie saw both Dave Matthews Band & Guns N Roses perform in one week, and both concerts were amazing
– Watch Stranger Things but not The Suicide Squad
– That’s Not Jiggy at all! Examples follow.
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 7/19/16:
– Kelsey throws Joel an adult birthday party and gets cancer cut off her face
– We talk about gun control issues because of Katie Couric’s documentary Under The Gun getting edited
– Leslie Jones has a Twitter melt down because of some internet Trolls being mean to her about Ghostbusters
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 7/12/16:
– We are live in the brand new studio and we had to work out the kinks with Frontier Communications
– Don’t stop believing unless you’re a Bernie supporter
– Pokemon Go has changed the lives of many in just a week
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 7/5/16:
– John blows up lots of fireworks and learns to breathe fire
– Hammy joins in to tell us about his sad 4th of July story
– Royce and Marie go up to the Weeki Wachee springs and get bitten by horse flies
– Mitch and Sherri go camping and catch a lot of fish
– Hammy tells a story of when he was bit by a black widow spider, so we keep talking about spiders
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 6/28/16:
– Joel shits in the middle of Lake Pueblo and Mitch just gets leeches
– ‪#‎RoboTrump‬ is going to solve world terror with ‪#‎Farts4Isis‬
– We argue about if you can put knives in the dishwasher and bras in the dryer because we’re adults
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Dutch and Royce: June 21st, 2016
– Royce and Marie Close on a house
– Sherri’s family goes to jail
– Proper Handjob technique
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 6/14/16
– We have Brian Alvear in studio to talk about the Orlando Shooting, he lost his siser Amanda ialong with her best friend Mercedez Marisol Flores. Support here https://www.gofundme.com/2968cwc
– Ramcat and Buttercup are also in studio to help tell Bonnaroo 2016 stories with Royce and Marie
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Dutch and Royce 5/31/2016:
– John goes to Megacon in Orlando and doesn’t know why he’s bleeding
– Mitch and Sherri see a comedian magician at a local Burlesque show
– Joel and Kelsey worked in a plant factory during plant black friday but it’s ok cause she’s a nurse
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/24/16:
– We get a caller, Jonathan Lee Riches who did some time in prison and talks about solitary and clicks https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches
– We fight with an Amazon Echo at a weekend party but agree that adult parties are the best
– Mitch gives Sherri a blow job because he lost a bet
– We imagine the most terrifying creatures and none are worse than spiders
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/17/16:
– Dutch visits Mitch and Sherri for business reasons but mostly to drink with friends.
– Sherri wins a bridal competition with a toilet paper wedding dress but gets rear ended driving home by someone she knows
– Rose and Royce Sr. call in and derail half the show
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/10/16:
– We review the new Captain America: Civil War movie but it’s still not better than Deadpool
– Has there ever been a good movie based on a video game? We hope the new Warcraft movie
– What is the worst term for a vagina?
– Have you injured yourself doing something ever so minor and it makes you realize how old you are?
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/3/16:
– John goes to Baltimore but we get side tracked by his cosplay dance group
– Joel’s dog was very sick this weekend but he’s better now because they found a tick on his tail
– We come up with the top 5 mustaches of all time:
Sam Elliott, Tom Selleck, Alex Trebek, Mike Ditka, & Burt Renyolds – honorable mention to Danny Glover, Steve Harvey, Hulk Hogan, Freddy Mercury & Nick Offerman
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 4/26/2016:
– Dutch got new husky puppy because Pepper loves Kelsey more than him and he has a boner forehead
– Mitch and Sherri go to a strip club after a wedding in Iowa
– Space Pants has ruined Mersh’s life and Mr. Bucket ruined Marie’s
– Jay Leno reading the newspaper is born making fun of Bisexual Ian who innocently says two words
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 4/19/16:
– Dutch keeps playing copywrited music, Mersh is in studio, Mitch and Sherri are still brewing their own alcohol, and John feeds his squirrel sunflower seeds
– Mid-30s sexy talk isn’t really all that sexy
– Overall, we just say some terrible things that need an apology
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– Mitch makes a 50 year old waitress laugh with a sole joke
– Royce is going to be a movie reviewer for a local newspaper and reminds us a lot while Marie tries to find Yahoo useful
– Police are trying to pass a textalyzer app to stop texting and driving and it turns to an obsession with news anchors laughing too hard at nothing
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 4/5/16
– Sherri threw Mitch a surprise 30th birthday party and he was truly surprised
– Royce threatens to kill himself to the Frontier customer service rep for being without internet for 12 hours during their “seamless transition” from Verizon Fios
– John imprints himself on a little baby squirrel
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 3/29/16:
– Royce plays Starcraft and the guys tell Marie how to tease him
– Dutch has a plan for the end of the world and will need to call his Mom for chickens
– Dutch’s girlfriend is pulling babies out of baby mountain now
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 3/22/16:
– Sherri only has 492 days to go until her wedding
– Sherri’s friend Amanda comes over and she’s really cool
– We talk about best pickup lines, invention ideas and share some fight stories
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 3/15/16:
– We interview Zach Anner, the internet sensation behind Work Out Wednesdays and author of If At Birth You Don’t Succeed
– Marie and Kelsey share birthday stories and Joel makes it all about himself and whale oil
– Hammy gets evaluated by Dr. B about his divorce problems but we all give advice
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Dutch and Royce 3/8/2016:
– It’s International Women’s Day so we don’t celebrate right
– House of Cards Season 4 is out on Netflix and everyone should be watching it
– Fat people airline policies create anxiety for fat people
– We discuss what old timey candy should be removed from history and it makes us Google old people lingeri
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– Dutch goes to his brother’s party in the suburbs and some James Brown stuff happens
– Lobsters are stabbing each other and Pandas will fuck you up
– Our new friend Devin calls in, and we play Doc and Rorschach’s commercials for all MLR shows
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 2/16/16:
– Parents were caught leaving Deadpool with their kids because they didn’t realize what an R Rated movie is
– Let Hillary Clinton clear her throat
– Sherri brings her friend Amanda who sells dildos professionally in women’s homes
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