Dutch and Royce Highlights 2/9/2016:
– Mitch and Sherri ask Royce and Marie to be in the bridal party
– Joel is missing and calls in from Denver’s celebration to yell it’s our fault but makes it in the end
– Doc calls in to fill in for Joel and it becomes the Doc and Royce Show
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 2/2/2016:
– We try to understand Captain Planet a little better
– We explore Pixar and Adam Sandler continuity theories
– Hammy’s girlfriend calls in to tell us embarassing stories about him
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 1/26/16:
– Mitch proposed to Sherri last weekend and she said YAAAAS!
– We make their wedding planning all about us
– Royce tries to help a loose dog and gets bit while Dutch goes to Playoff games
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 1/19/16:
– The 2016 Oscar nominations are in and we discuss Mad Max, The Revenant, The Hateful Eight, The Martian and others
– John saw Saliva at a strip club, and it’s not the 90’s
– Joel has to try not to get on a flight to Salt Lake City, and the rest of us share work fuckup stories
– Bronx Johnny from High Society Radio Calls in to talk pizza party
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– Making a Murderer talk
– Best white trash bands
– #HallandOates2016
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 1/5/2016:
– We went to Branson, MO for New Years Eve 2016 and it was awesome
– We see the Yakov Smirnoff Theater’s Acrobats of China and the Titanic Museum
– John goes to a Strip Club for New Years and sees a Stripper ball drop herself
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– We agree that this show rules and we make Royce cry and have all the feels
– Steve Harvey announced the wrong winner for Miss Universe and it was very awkward
– Star Wars makes a big splash compared to Alvin and the Chipmonks and Sisters. And Hateful 8 and others get leaked.
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/15/15:
– Sherri flies to Tampa and Royce and Marie meet up for drinks
– We’re appreciating some great TV like South Park and Jessica Jones and ask what shows you had to watch because of a girl
– We challenge everyone to write in special instructions for pizza delivery and send us photos of what you get
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/8/15:
– Royce and Marie decorate a pontoon boat for the Weeki Wachee Christmas Boat Parade
– Dutch decorates his house with too many Christmas lights trying to get his neighbors in the spirit
– We play some truly terrible homemade songs posted on YouTube and discuss bad movies we loved as kids
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 12/1/15:
– Royce and Marie go to Texas just to knock things over and buy expensive boots
– Dutch’s brother has a baby and he’s left to cook while Kelsey works and smoked up the house
– Hammy is almost done with his divorce and reviews Demolition Man
– Sherri gets hives from a dog and Mitch gets pulled over on Thanksgiving
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
– Dr. B goes over the host’s personality test results
– Vincent DeMayo prank calls a buyer giving Royce’s sister problems
– Men are trying to regrow their foreskins
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/17/15:
– We’re getting older including Payton Manning, but Sherri wins for having surgery this week
– Other war stories from when we were younger
– We talk about what happened in Paris a litle bit before Ronda Rousey loses to Holly Holm IRL YAAAS
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/10/15:
– Royce has become an Uber driver and has lots of Uber stories
– Shut Up, Facebook. No one wants to hear about Starbucks cups and Man buns
– New music out by Caravan Palace, Weezer, and Alanis Morissette
– Hammy still hasn’t seen a lot of movies so we’re going to make him watch one a week
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 11/3/15:
– Sherri tries out her wine bra and finds she can drink it all only to fall asleep
– Joel throws a Halloween party for kids with seizures
– Royce and Marie go to a Halloween house party in Melbourne
– Miami Hurricanes football talk leads into what you would need to give up sex for life
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 10/27/15:
– Royce needs to get his pants altered and Sherri doesn’t have to get her boobs altered
– Marie invents the Poop Shoot – the patent pending butthole selfie stick we’ve all been needing so terribly
– We try to pick the song that the most sex was had to across all time
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– Royce and Marie go to The Shallow Grave haunted house
– John talks about his food challenges as Royce comes up with Planet Hollywood food names
– We try to pick out good Halloween costumes and Presidential candidates
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 10/13/15:
– Mitch is doing an outlandish nudist gay wedding and he has to be nude too
– Esquire Magazine names Emilia Clarke hottest woman sexiest woman of 2015 and Playboy stopped publishing nudes
– We go through the most re-watchable movies and other magazine articles
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– Royce and Marie go to a wedding in Georgia, Dutch watches Kickball, and Sherri gets sick from medicinal wine
– We play a Kanye West-Weezer mashup and learn what One Direction fans are called
– We are still super excited for Branson and Yakov Smirnoff
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 9/29/15:
– Dutch was T-Boned and broke his collarbone but he’s OK folks
– Royce gets traumatized going to the doctor’s office for a physical
– Sherri shot a buck within 30 minutes with a perfect shot to the lungs
– Branson or Bust: The Dutch and Royce crew plan a New Years Eve trip
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 9/22/15:
– Mitch and Sherri do more outdoorsy things in Minnesota like fish and hunt bear and drink wine IVs
– Have you ever tried dog treats? What about a high school senior prank?
– Everyone needs more of Zach Anner in their lives, and much less of of the Daraprim asshole
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– Hammy and Punchy are prepping for More Like Radio’s presence in NYCC 2015
– Please see Straight Outta Compton, and we are excited for the new Rocky movie Creed and Disney’s live action Jungle Book
– Bar Mitzvah invitation videos are taking the world by storm
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Dutch & Royce Highlights 9/8/15:
– We learn about the evils of sugar in the documentary Fed Up yet Dutch hates popcorn as a snack
– Mitch and Sherri go to an amazing wedding NOT and eat mushrooms they find in the woods
– Female comedian gets removed from YouTube for fat shaming
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– OK Cupid works for some, others are more successful with Hot or Not, Tinder, or Match
– Dutch was forced to watch Aloha while Mitch and Sherri slept in a ditch
– Sherri gets drunk and realizes she has a very short memory when drinking
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/25/15:
– We need to have more human interactions and only talk in British accents
– Pastor Royce shows up, Marie sings a loud lullaby, and Joel, Mitch, and Sherri go camping
– We have a Myers Briggs test results conversation and exchange personality traits
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
– Mitch drops his phone in pee and Sherri passes out from a UTI
– Royce is all of our heroes, but mostly a little girl’s
– Stupid pranksters have a fake miscarriage on YouTube for money but Pastor Royce has better advice
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/11/15:
– The Berenstain Bears present an alternate universe theory
– Kim Kardashian has a really stupid app on iTunes and it pisses Dutch off
– Texas wants you to kill its wild boar population for its period shaming
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
– Dutch tries to get his dog to play with a german shephard puppy and Royce and Marie go to a surprise party
– Are you able to have sex while giggling? It’s better than crying.
– We hate assholes who say they don’t have time for TV, and then more awkward sex stories happen
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
– Mitch won $230 dollars at a slot machine and Royce and Marie go to St. Augustine for Royce’s 33rd birthday
– What happens to a man who kills Cecil the lion?
– This week’s WLTBMTY is Dr. Pepper
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
– What was your breakup song? It’s probably Taylor Swift
– Do you like big butts? Can you lie? Can you put a can on your butt?
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– People are still arguing about how Gay Marriage got passed, and We learn about El Chapo because he escapes from prison
– San Diego Comic Con stirs up craig’s list ads, shrooming texts, and the Female Ghostbusters cast
– Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, The Suicide Squad, and Deadpool trailers all released
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