Game of Thrones Wieners and Such – S7E7 The Dragon and the Wolf Highlights 8/30/17:
– We make a bet on the Hound vs the Mountain
– Why can’t Jon Snow just tell one small lie to Cersei?
– Is Jamie going to die by Cersei’s hand?
– Sansa and Arya team up to turn against Little Finger in the best way
– And the ice wall comes tumbling down
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Game of Thrones Wieners and Such S7E6 Beyond the Wall Highlights 8/23/17:
– Stop following along with Jon Snow’s terrible ideas already
– Why is Arya all up in Sansa’s business?
– We outline the theory that Bran and Night King are the same person
– We watch the most terrifying nail-biting scene in TV history
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Game of Thrones Wieners and Such S7E5 Eastwatch Highlights 8/16/17:
– Jamie survives and it was because Bronn really wants to get paid
– Daenerys offers a choice of bend the knee or get burned by her dragon
– Cersei admits to being pregnant with Jamie’s son and she’s probably going to die now
– The A-Team assembles to go north of the wall to capture a white walker
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Game of Thrones Wieners and Such – S7E4 The Spoils of War Highlights 8/9/17:
– Jamie Lanister is Bronn’s #1 real estate agent in Westeros
– Bran drops mic with the Chaos is a Ladder line
– Arya Stark returns home, sees Sansa and Bran and fights with Brienne
– Is Daenerys just walking around the castle over and over until she fights with her dragon?
– Best fight scene ever. EVER.
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Game of Thrones Wieners and Such S7E3 – The Queen’s Justice Highlights 8/2/17:
– Jon Snow gets to Dragonstone quickly and doesn’t bend the knee
– Daenerys, the woman who literally has three dragons, doesn’t believe in ice zombies
– We get to have some Iron Bank talk again finally
– Cersei is a stone cold queen but not as much as Lady Oleanna Tyrell
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Game of Thrones – Wieners and Such S7E2 Stormborn Highlights 7/26/17:
– Daenerys is acting more queen like at Dragonstone and grills Varys
– Sam tries to cure Jorah Mormont’s grayscale by doing really gross surgery
– Cersei thinks she can defeat dragons with a big bow and arrow
– We don’t get to see Unsullied Penis but Arya gets t to see Nymeria
– Game of Thrones turns into Pirates of the Caribbean
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Game of Thrones Wieners and Such Highlights S7E1 7/19/17:
– Arya is probably just going to keep killing people now
– Jon Snow and Sansa bicker about how to lead the North
– Who will last longer, Cersei or Jamie?
– How is Sam still fat after working so hard in the Library and picking up so much poop?
– Did the Ed Sheeran cameo bother you or not?
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Game of Thrones Wieners and Such – S6E10 Winds of the Winter – 6/27/16:
– Cersei drops the bomb on old King’s Landing and becomes the Mad Queen.
– Jon Snow is like Jay Z’s kid – both Stark and Targaryen
– Lady Mormont is everyone’s new favorite character
– Sam needs to take his woman’s legs to the spreadatorium
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Game of Thrones Weiners and Such – S6E6 & S6E7 – 6/6/16:
– Blood of My Blood & The Broken Man Episode review
– Bran sees a lot of visions and we break them all down
– Sam goes to Horn Hill with Gilly for plot reasons and gets the family’s valyrian steel sword
– Arya’s tests have a very unclear end game while Sansa appears to be writing to Little Finger for help because Jon Snow can’t convince the north to join them
– Kings Landing starts a holy alliance between the crown and the faith and Margaery tells her grandmother to go home for some reason
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Game of Thrones Weiners and Such S6E5 The Door Highlights 5/23/16:
– Sansa is pissed at Little Finger because he’s full of shit but she lies to Jon Snow about it
– What is Arya Stark’s end game because it doesn’t seem to be with the many faced God?
– Euron tries to take the Iron throne from Yara and Theon Greyjoy but they steal all his ships and are probably sailing to Meereen
– Hold the Door is the saddest story ever told
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GoT Weiners and Such – Book of the Stranger S6E4- Highlights 5/16/16:
– Jon Snow didn’t leave The Wall and good thing because he finds Sansa
– Brienne doesn’t forget or forgive the Red Woman and Sir Davos but may like Tormund
– We see Little Finger controlling Lord Royce and he’s planning on helping Sansa
– Tyrion tries to negotiate with the slave owners and the slaves don’t really like the 7 year deal
– Cersei theroies
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Game of Thrones Weiners and Such – S06E03 – Oathbreaker Highlights 5/9/16:
– Jon Snow wakes up and totally freaks out that he’s no longer dead
– The Starks are making a comeback but Sam can’t get rid of boring old Gilly
– Daenerys has been sent to basic bitch temple and The Dinkles can’t get any good conversation out of her old friends
– We read some really awesome yet crazy fan theories
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Game of Thrones Wieners and Such – S6, E1-2 Review- 5/2/16:
– We summarize “The Red Woman” and “Home” episodes 1 and 2 of Game of Thrones Seasons 6
– Who’s doing good so far? How long did you think Jon Snow would stay dead? What’s up with the Red Woman’s necklace?
– We assume the Iron Bank is suffering, Cerci isn’t allowed to see her dead daughter because she has the same haircut at the men in her family
– Bran is in a tree seeing visions of his father as a young boy, and Hodor as a talking teen named Willis
– Sansa finally is told Arya and Jon Snow are alive, but he’s not, but he will be again
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
– Sam, Theon, and Tyrion are this season’s Game of Thrones winners
– Jon Snow, Jamie Lannister, and Stannis Baratheon are this season’s losers
– We’re not quite sure about Daenerys, Sansa, Arya, and Cersei but hell is going to break lose for season 6.
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
– Stannis Baratheon is a dick
– Arya’s gonna murder someone, soon
– Boner-roo crew (Royce, Marie, Ramcat, Buttercup) call in from the car
– Dutch makes it not awkward at all
– Giants, giant females, giants on boats
– The fighting pits scene: what Daenerys will have learned
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
– Arya Stark finds bad guys with Oysters as Cersi is still in jail
– Daenerys Targaryen tests out Tyrion and he interviews her for the iron throne
– Winter finally comes and Jon Snow survives the first round
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
– Reek betrays Sansa while Sam gets fucked!
– Dinkles beats a dude so Jora can give him to Daenerys Targaryen
– Lady Elena is getting pissed while Cersei will do anything for her son
– Sand Snake boobs!!!!
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
* Denis doesn’t know how to run a board
* Arya’s not the sharpest student
* NOT a Dwarf-sized cock
* Poor attempt at Myrcella rescue
* John knows his movie Biz
* Most depressing wedding. EVER
* Please welcome RAPE back on the show!
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
– Grayworm gets injured and professes his love to Missandei and they’re so gonna die later
– Daenerys proposes to a dude while Jorah the Explorer becomes stone and saving the Dinkles
– Some families are really just dicks and some are just so loveable, but we guess who comes out on top
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
– Jorah is taking Tyrion to Daenerys for some unknown reason to win her back
– Margaery’s brother is arrested for being gay and King Tommen can’t do anything about it because of his mom and weird religious people
– Jamie Lannister is going to find his kid and Melisandre tries to fuck Jon Snow
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
– Arya is going to get her revenge as no one
– Jon Snow shows his power and cuts a dude’s head off
– Who will finally control the dragons?
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
– What the hell was Arya’s test all about anyways?
– What is Little Finger’s plan for Sansa and is he going to have her take over Winterfell and the North?
– What is our best guess on this season’s biggest shocker?
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