– Season 20: Episode 4 – Wieners Out
– Butters organizes the wieners out movement
– Carman has a girlfriend, and Kyle can’t believe it
– Do we like the continuing season-long plot, or should they go back to episodic themes?
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– No Mercy recap: Styles, Cena & Ambrose open the show, Ziggler wins IC Title & Luke Harper returns
– Smackdown Recap: Styles gets pinned by a jobber
– Raw Recap: Paul Heyman calls out Goldberg, Sasha & Charlotte coexist to take out sexist Rusev, Mick Foley makes first women’s Hell In A Cell Match, Chris Jericho proves he is arguably the best on Raw
– Do we want to see Goldberg back in WWE?
– WWE 2K17 mentions CM Punk
– Nancy Grace gets called out for her lack of accurate journalism involving dead wrestlers
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The Reel Thing for October 11, 2016
-We talk the numbers for the last two weeks at the box office. Congrats to Miss Peregrine and Girl On A Train (not so much The Birth Of A Nation), but does it really matter when we’ve got better things to watch at home?
-Speaking of which, all of you should take a trip to watch the new HBO series Westworld based on the recommendations of Chris and Mark seeing the first two episodes, but try not to watch Michael Crichton’s Runaway (unless Tom Servo & Crow T. Robot are with you).
-Mark gives his two cents on Luke Cage and is patiently waiting for some shit to go down (probably after episode 3).
-We talk about the Netflix documentary Amanda Knox, OJ: Made In America (since Chris finally saw it) and other docs worth your time to watch.
–#FINALLY, Mark watches Jack Reacher in anticipation of the sequel coming out this month (and getting some input from our friend and guest, Josh Baber), as well as Death Becomes Her (Tales From The Crypt eat your still beating heart out).
-Chris gives his take on a couple of new releases on DVD, including The Shallows and Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising
-RIP “The dollar theater” aka Palm Cinema 3 in Lakeland (SIGNIFICANT DEATHS).
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 10/11/2016:
– Marie is stung by wasps… BEES? No, wasps.
– Mitch and Sherri take their engagement photos in a lovely park
– John finds 2007 movie footage of himself in dubbed over in Italian called Matrimonio alle Bahamas
– Joel and Kelsey are in studio because Joel’s brother is getting married in Florida this week
– We all entered the Ken Bone Zone this week
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Rorschach and Doc 10/08/2016:
– Hell’s Kitchen is good but not worth talking about
– The Trump Tapes and our analysis
– Guppy’s Corner: Episode 2
– Power Rangers trailer
– Beatboxing and Taco Bell shenanigans
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– Amanda Knox & Other Documentary Talk
– Royce Lopez Joins Us With Breaking Hurricane Matthew News
– Vibrator Stuck Up Girls Ass Leads To Surgery
– Christian Woman Reads & Reviews Rap Lyrics
– Pastor Royce Gives His Views On Rap & Bathroom Preaching Holes
– Opie & Anthony Talk
– Friends of Friends That Don’t Get Our Humor
– Hammy Joins Us In Studio, Joe & Royce Learn Just How Phony Punchy And Katie Are
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 10/4/16:
– Dutch tries to apply a hypothetical situation to Hurricane Matthew and Royce won’t have it
– We talk smack about William Randolph Hearst killing Hemp paper in the early 1900’s
– We review the TV show Luke Cage on Netflix and the movie The Nice Guys
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– WWE bought the TNA video library, Billy Corgan is now the majority owner and Dixie Carter is out! #Allegedly
– No Mercy predictions
– Is John Cena an all-time “Top 10”?
– Raw Recap: Sasha Banks defeats Charlotte to become a 2-time Raw Women’s champion in an epic main event, Owens & Jericho and The New Day have an incredible segment
– Smackdown Recap: Styles, Cena & Ambrose have an epic 3-way promo leading into No Mercy, Miz recaps Zigglers failure of a career, Wyatt & Orton have a very creepy build to their No Mercy clash
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Rorschach and Doc 10/01/2016:
– Fuck Hell’s Kitchen
– Opie and Jim drama
– Guppy’s Corner
– Shipping!
– Overwatch Porn
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– With Royce Lopez.
– Creepy Clown Update
– Feminist Fights The Power By Getting Face Fucked
– Guys Who Get Off On Humiliation
– Our First Time Jerk Off/Wet Dream Stories
– Adam Sandler & His Shit Films,
– Actresses Who Don’t Learn To Not Get Plastic Surgery
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 9/27/16:
– Joel is on vacation so Birthday Hammy fills in, with the help of Mitch, Marie, and John
– We talk about the first Presidential Debate between Trump and Hillary
– Sherri explains how to kill a bear and eat it
– Pen Pineapple Apple Pen – #WLTBMTY
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-Your box office champ this weekend is The Magnificent Seven. Chris reviews the reboot of this reboot. Is it as magnificent as its namesake?
-BRANGELINA ZOMG! THE CLINTON/TRUMP DEBATE LOL!
-We don’t just review tv and movies, y’know. Mark reviews the brand new ride at Universal Orlando, Skull Island: Rise Of Kong, and encourages you to consult Royce for all your VIP Revenge Of The Mummy ride needs.
-FINALLY! Mark watches the 1987 romantic comedy Bull Durham and the 1996 black comedy Trainspotting.
-Mark also reviews Batman: Assault On Arkham, proving once more than cartoon drawings are better than DC movies this year.
-And, lastly, SIGNIFICANT DEATHS pays homage to director Curtis Hanson, who dies at 71.
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– Season 20 episode 2: Skank Hunt
– Trolling and suicide are focuses of the episode
– What is next for Gerald now that he is the new troll King of the internet?
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– Is it too late for Billy Corgan to save TNA?
– Vince McMahon tears his quad by squatting A LOT of weight in the gym, yet wants to get back to work immediate, because he’s a monster
– Trish Stratus celebrates 10 years post-WWE retirement this week
– Clash Of Champions preview
– RAW Recap: Cesaro ties it up with Sheamus, Baley is added to Women’s title match, Owens tells Rusev to “machka something” while Reigns wins a cage match
– Smackdown Recap: Ambrose pins Cena clean, and not with a finisher. Wow.
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 9/20/16:
– John is a really nice guy who does kids parties
– My Shiney Hiney is a thing you can buy, but Marie’s Slap Shoes won’t get picked up
– Don’t pee on your clit o’clock or Loretta Jones will yell at you about what she’s supposed to do now
– what’s the deal with the air pods and the iPhone 7
– #noSelfieControl is our WLTBMTY
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The Reel Thing for September 18, 2016
-We’re back, people. Did you miss us? GOOD. We talk the numbers of the previous couple of weekends for the box office (TL;DR Sully remains in front), including the new release Blair Witch as reviewed by Chris. Is it scary or scary good? Take a wild guess…
-Chris reviews another recent release Hell Or High Water starring Chris Pine, Ben Foster and Jeff Bridges
-Mark and Chris are both addicted to drug cartel movies and tv shows, so Mark gives his take on the recent season of Narcos
-Chris gets his wish for his favorite director of the moment Jeff Nichols to take on the latest reboot of Alien Nation
-We introduce our newest segment, FINALLY!, where Mark reviews movies that he should have already seen (in this case, Mean Girls and The Untouchables) and adds to the already growing list (see you soon, Miller’s Crossing)
-RIP Alexis Arquette and Jon Polito (also known as SIGNIFICANT DEATHS, another segment on our show FYI)
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Rorschach and Doc 09/17/2016:
– Masterchef Finale
– Mister Mxyzptlk
– Restaurant Complaints
– Three Wishes
– Questionnaire
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– Joe’s Move
– Creepy Clown Sightings/Rob Zombie Film Talk
– Titty Flash At Bar Mitzfah
– Royce Skypes In
– Our Past Work
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
– Recorded live at the Half Penny Pub of Sayville NY
-Music in this episode
Descendants, Bad Religion, Taking Back Sunday, Less Than Jake, NOFX
– Knife fight at the local Hibachi/Sushi restaurant between two chefs.
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– Hammy drops a #HamBomb against MMA & Wrestling fans who are foaming with anger towards CM Punk
– Backlash recap: AJ Styles is WWE Champion, Becky Lynch is Smackdown Women’s Champion, Heath Slater & Rhyno are Smackdown Tag-Team Champions
– Raw Recap: Jack Swagger leaves Raw by losing to Jinder Mahal, Zayn calls Jericho a stupid idiot on The Highlight Reel, The New Day tell us all they also thought Gallows & Anderson can’t do comedy
– Smackdown Recap: AJ Styles celebrates before Cena and Ambrose drop nukes on one another, Is it time to drop Dolph Ziggler, will Bray Wyatt ever win
– T.J. Perkins wins Cruiserweight Championship by winning the Cruiserweight Classic
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– What got us into South Park
– Recapping season 20 premiere: “Member Berries”
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HIghlights:
– No Dutch this week
– Cousin Joe Skypes in
-We do a Jamaican Fargo remake
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Rorschach and Doc 09/10/2016:
– Ariel Winter is single
– Dinner with Tom Leykis
– Masterchef updates
– Boring Hollywood Stories
– Zootopia discussion
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– We reflect on CM Punks legacy in Pro Wrestling as he makes his MMA debut at UFC 203
– WWE Backlash predictions
– Rhyno has Kurt Angle break ankles of people who don’t vote for him in new political ad
– What if wrestlers were in Presidential debates?
– Raw Recap: Starts off strong with Owens and Rollins, but falls flat on it’s ass with “The Old Day”
– Smackdown Recap: Bray Wyatt shares another promo on Orton, build up to Styles/Ambrose has been lackluster
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
-We inadvertently stumble onto a massive conspiracy contained within The Simpsons shared over several seasons that will blow your mind
-A celeb penis revealed on tape that is so small you’ll wonder why the hell they agreed to show it
-Leslie Jones’ nude leak
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Rorschach and Doc 09/03/2016:
– Doc saw Lady Ghostbusters and Rorschach saw Civil War
– Masterchef discussion
– The BFF Game: Part 2
– Hot Women Wrestlers
– Rorschach’s creepy voicemails
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– Kevin Owens’s Universal Championship win is the most satisfying and well deserved wins in WWE history, unless your name is Vince Russo, then you hate everything about it
– RIP WWE Hall Of Famer Mr. Fuji
– Dixie Carter out of power at TNA, Billy Corgan in
– Dudley Boyz already have their first pose-WWE match booked
– WWE is already screwing up Bayley’s main roster run
– Raw Recap: Owens plays the IWC in human form and trolls the opening segment, Cesaro sells brilliantly against Sheamus, HHH returns & Paul Heyman apologizes to Stephanie, but is this story over?
– Smackdown Recap: Apollo Crews gets huge match with AJ Styles, Styles shows he is the top heel on Smackdown, Bray Wyatt gets into program with Orton & Dean Ambrose vs Baron Corbin, because reasons
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/30/16:
– We talk about how our women are better than us
– John plays bass for a DJ at a fetish party in South Florida
– We place votes for the new Lopez House – http://www.poll-maker.com/poll797613x48E14Be6-32
– Joel DJ’s a family song for his girlfriend’s grandfather who turned 80, and then relives having to do family plays
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