– Marvel Movies Worst to First
– Thor gets no love
– Art and Jay have jumped into cosplay feet first.
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Masters of None: May 22nd, 2016
Category Archives: Podcasts
Rorschach and Doc: May 21st, 2016
Rorschach and Doc 5-21-16
– Rorschach is sick from spider bites
– Show starts off slowly but becomes the best ever
– Rorschach masturbates
– Voicemails galore!!!
– Rorschach and Doc discuss new weird SJW/Feminist terms
– Rorschach has the worst week ever.. Face planting into a fence
– Twitch Whores
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The Untitled Movie Podcast: May 19, 2016
The Untitled Movie Podcast for May 19, 2016:
-Apologies for the last podcast messing up sound-wise are in order (for the record, Mark HATES fucking up)
-Your box office update, Zack Snyder is out (you win, nerds) and not even Marvel can hit a 1.000, can it?
-Ghostbusters comes out with another trailer. Do we still give a shit, and the politics of movies and their toy tie-ins
****BRIEF POLITICAL TALK SORRY NOT SORRY****
-Woody Allen comes back into the conversation thanks to Cannes, Blake Lively and his monstrous talent/parenting skills
-For $99 million, I’ll legally change my name to James Bond (but don’t ask Daniel Craig)
-Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to buy her GOOP dildo
-The trailer round-up (Assassin’s Creed, Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk, The Accountant and Free State Of Jones), and why do movie studios keep fucking up trailers??
-We review The VVitch and Deadpool (also, Mark is a pussy)
Follow up on Twitter, damn it! (@TheUMPonMLR)
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Brainstu Wrestling: May 18th, 2016
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
– WWE Extreme Rules predictions
– Raw Recap: The New Day goes back in time, IC Title picture is perfect booking, Reigns meets a Styles Clash and BOOsos vs. Bullet Club
– Paige and Alberto Del Rio are dating, and we now have another reason to hate Del Rio
– Velvet Sky done with TNA
– TNA failing to pay production staff on time
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Dutch And Royce: May 17th, 2016
Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/17/16:
– Dutch visits Mitch and Sherri for business reasons but mostly to drink with friends.
– Sherri wins a bridal competition with a toilet paper wedding dress but gets rear ended driving home by someone she knows
– Rose and Royce Sr. call in and derail half the show
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The Conte And Kenny Show: May 16th 2016
5-16-16
“You big piece of….”
-Go F Yourself
– Big Scott Will Calls in
– Funeral performances
– Mom talking on toilet
– Learning to grab balls w/ Kenny
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Papa’s Basement: May 16th , 2016
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
-Tila Tequila Is now passionately racist online and it’s as funny as you think it is
-Why Ozzy is lucky his marriage is croaking
-New ways to view nudity on YouTube
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Loose Noose: May 16th, 2016
Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, May 16
Show Title: Happiness is not Funny
With Guest Jody Lee
– Piercings/tatoos and not understanding the youth
– Fears and anxieties
– Timing of meeting spouses
– Childhood trauma/baggage carried into adulthood
– Raising a daughter
– Jody and Shannon hitting dudes stories
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Rorschach And Doc: May 14th, 2016
Rorschach And Doc 5-14-16
– Overwatch sux according to a non shooter fan Rorschach
– Weird Jim Norton and Jim Breuer rants
– Voicemails a plenty
– Doc has seen Civil War and Loves it greatly “Best Spider-Man movie ever!”
– Rorschach blows up Facebook with a trolling FB post
– GVAC was loved
– Doc has Taco Bell
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Game of Thrones Wieners and Such: May 16th, 2016
GoT Weiners and Such – Book of the Stranger S6E4- Highlights 5/16/16:
– Jon Snow didn’t leave The Wall and good thing because he finds Sansa
– Brienne doesn’t forget or forgive the Red Woman and Sir Davos but may like Tormund
– We see Little Finger controlling Lord Royce and he’s planning on helping Sansa
– Tyrion tries to negotiate with the slave owners and the slaves don’t really like the 7 year deal
– Cersei theroies
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The Cousin Joe Show: May 12th, 2016
– With Royce Lopez
– Unlocking A Smartphone With Your Cock (with Demonstration)
– Trust In Relationships
– Joe Unboxes The Bonnarroo Gift Bag
– Pastor Royce Gives Advice
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Brainstu Wrestling: May 11th, 2016
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
– Adam Rose has a Titanic level sinking of his career
– Raw Recap: The New Day make a subliminal racist joke, Reigns and the BOOlet club vs Bullet Club, Ambrose ruins Jericho’s jacket & a heated up IC Title picture
– Jim Cornette’s comments about HHH never getting over spark a debate to see if he is on our list of top 10 all time WWE performers
– Keven Owens on ESPN
– WWE releases including Brooklyn Brawler
– Adam Cole joins Bullet Club at ROH event
– Question Of The Week: Biggest pops we’ve ever heard
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The Conte And Kenny Show: May 11th, 2016
“Sponsored by Diss Miss”
– Mothers Day
– Rorschach calls in
– Patti’s songs
– Carson Bloopers
– News with Doug Nelson
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Dutch and Royce: May 10th, 2016
Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/10/16:
– We review the new Captain America: Civil War movie but it’s still not better than Deadpool
– Has there ever been a good movie based on a video game? We hope the new Warcraft movie
– What is the worst term for a vagina?
– Have you injured yourself doing something ever so minor and it makes you realize how old you are?
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Game of Thrones Wieners and Such: May 9th, 2016
Game of Thrones Weiners and Such – S06E03 – Oathbreaker Highlights 5/9/16:
– Jon Snow wakes up and totally freaks out that he’s no longer dead
– The Starks are making a comeback but Sam can’t get rid of boring old Gilly
– Daenerys has been sent to basic bitch temple and The Dinkles can’t get any good conversation out of her old friends
– We read some really awesome yet crazy fan theories
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The Untitled Movie Podcast: May 8th, 2016
The Untitled Movie Podcast for May 8, 2016
-It’s late, and we just got our Thrones on, but screw it, we talk about Captain America (FUCK YEAH): Civil War (how much money it made, how we got to making this movie with all principle actors and actresses, and a breakdown of what Chris and Mark did and did not like (so SPOILERS or have fun ruining it for yourselves)
-With this latest movie, we go into our updated top 5 superhero movies of all time (OF ALL TIME)
-Mark reviews the movie Keanu since he forgot to do so last week
-Radiohead comes out with a new album (and subsequent music video directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, who’s also done similar work with Fiona Apple), so Mark goes into former music video directors who made the jump-off into feature filmmaking (if you know half of this shit, Mark will be very proud of you)
***Follow us on Twitter via @TheUMPonMLR and comment opinions, suggestions, in-and-outs, what-have-yous, etc.***
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Loose Noose: May 9th, 2016
Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, May 9
Show Title: Your Friend’s Pubes are Everywhere!
With Guest BJ Schnorr
– Comprehensive wedding recanting with the bride and groom (sex, pubes a rave and almost a rape)
– How many BJ’s bodily fluids have been on Shannon?
– Herpes scare
– Harem porn
– More Shannon sexual deviance/unexpected fisting
-Quick call from Dan DiMarino
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Rorschach and Doc: May 7th, 2016
Rorschach and Doc 5-7-16
– Doc and I talk about Voicemails
– I get weepy over Ariel Winter
– Wrastling rip off intro songs
– I get weepy over video games
– I done see the VVitch
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The Cousin Joe Show: May 5th, 2016
– With Ian Lazarus
– We Talk Our Pearl Jam Weekend
– Guy Arrested For Rough Sex Death
– Sex On Drugs Talk
– Deep Love Talk (Knuckle Deep)
– Yearbook Cock Photo Arrest
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Brainstu Wrestling: May 4th, 2016
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
– WWE Payback recap: Enzo Amore knocked out from botch slide, Ryback trolls CM Punk loving Chicago, Vince gives Shane & Steph control of Raw, Reigns gets booed out of the building again
– Raw recap: Seeing Styles, Gallows & Anderson in a match together was a mark out moment, Reigns might have just started to turn heel by destroying Styles.
– We had a more enjoyable time watching Payback than Wrestlemania
– The Young Bucks sign with ROH
– Question Of The Week: What are the worst injuries you’ve seen in wrestling history?
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Dutch and Royce: May 3rd, 2016
Dutch and Royce Highlights 5/3/16:
– John goes to Baltimore but we get side tracked by his cosplay dance group
– Joel’s dog was very sick this weekend but he’s better now because they found a tick on his tail
– We come up with the top 5 mustaches of all time:
Sam Elliott, Tom Selleck, Alex Trebek, Mike Ditka, & Burt Renyolds – honorable mention to Danny Glover, Steve Harvey, Hulk Hogan, Freddy Mercury & Nick Offerman
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The Untitled Movie Podcast: May 2nd, 2016
The Untitled Movie Podcast for 5/2/2016:
-Chris sees The Jungle Book (you know, the movie his kids already saw), which is making Disney an obscene amount of money, as is Zootopia and Captain America: Civil War
-Speaking of which, Civil War comes out this week. We talk about how much $ it’ll make as well as the state of superhero movies/our opinions about them/etc.
-The best acting (???) Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have ever done courtesy of the Australian government
-Yeah yeah yeah, this is a movie podcast, but we can still talk about Game of Thrones, right?
-Trailers and our hot takes (X-Men, ID4 Pt. 2, Magnificent 7, The Infiltrator, & Jason Bourne)
-We briefly touch on spy movies and Napoleon Dynamite since Mark sees movie themes all the time via burlesque shows
-Rest in peace, Prince Rogers Nelson, you sexy M.F.
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Game of Thrones Wieners and Such: May 2nd, 2016
Game of Thrones Wieners and Such – S6, E1-2 Review- 5/2/16:
– We summarize “The Red Woman” and “Home” episodes 1 and 2 of Game of Thrones Seasons 6
– Who’s doing good so far? How long did you think Jon Snow would stay dead? What’s up with the Red Woman’s necklace?
– We assume the Iron Bank is suffering, Cerci isn’t allowed to see her dead daughter because she has the same haircut at the men in her family
– Bran is in a tree seeing visions of his father as a young boy, and Hodor as a talking teen named Willis
– Sansa finally is told Arya and Jon Snow are alive, but he’s not, but he will be again
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Papas Basement: May 2nd, 2016
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
-A trip to the tracks for some horse gambling ends with grim predictability
-Game of Thrones returns and my sleeper pick for the best pair of tits on the show
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The Sully Show: May 1, 2016
Highlights for The Sully Show May 1, 2016
– We start the show by interacting with listeners and viewers in the chatroom and twitter
– JT has never seen Thunderbirds and is not up with the game systems of today
– Listener Peppermint Patty asks us how we got into podcasting
– Rorschach calls in to apologize for his behavior
– Dumb Ass of the Week: Woman pulls out a gun at a restaurant for serving her the wrong chicken wings.
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Rorschach And Doc: April 30th, 2016
– Porn Stars that Doc and I love
– Marie Lopez and Royce Lopez accuse me of being on drugs ( I was)
– Hell’s Kitchen Drama
– Rorschach make up with Dutch and Sully
– Hell’s Kitchen Talk.. Our Girl Kristen is porno worthy
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The Cousin Joe Show: April 28th, 2016
– With Ian Lazarus & Dave Saitzyk
– Shannon’s Roast & Wedding Recap
– Alabama Plane Crash with prank call
– Couple Boinks In Subway
– Spider Bites Guy’s Cock
– Clumsy Burglars
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Brainstu Wrestling: April 27th, 2016
SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
– In studio guest comedian Josh Wells
– WWE Payback Predictions
– Raw Recap: Tag Team division keeps getting better, Zayn wins against Rusev, Reigns meets a sea of boo’s and Ambrose looking strong against Jericho
– Chyna passes away
– Samoa Joe is new NXT champion
– Ric Flair arrested at Boston airport for being drunk
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Dutch and Royce: April 26th, 2016
Dutch and Royce Highlights 4/26/2016:
– Dutch got new husky puppy because Pepper loves Kelsey more than him and he has a boner forehead
– Mitch and Sherri go to a strip club after a wedding in Iowa
– Space Pants has ruined Mersh’s life and Mr. Bucket ruined Marie’s
– Jay Leno reading the newspaper is born making fun of Bisexual Ian who innocently says two words
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Loose Noose Podcast: April 25, 2016
Show Title: THE GAME
Laz and (then host) Ryan Dalton created a series of games, challenges and tasks, each with a harsh consequences for the losers, and the victor (which happened to be future host Shannon Cooke), went the spoils. Also, Laz attempts to have a friend insert a vodka-soaked tampon into his ass…..
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