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– We run down my latest medical fear the brain eating amoeba
– Do you count as an OCD germ freak
– The other medical terrors that have paralyzed me throughout the years
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– Dissecting why the death of Uncle Phil aka James Avery was such a bummer
– Why the Entourage movie is such a bad idea
– Cheating on my show by going another podcast and why it felt great
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– Why buying a new car is a living hell unique to Americans
– Dwayne Wade and his latest baby mama drama
– What the hell is wrong with the voice of Lou Holtz
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– Ranking the ugliest women in reality television
– The first time you saw breasts in person
– What makes a radio show tougher than a simple conversation
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– Please help me figure out what to buy my girlfriend for Christmas because I am awful at it
– Did the show Homeland manage to end its season right
– Who are the least attractive male stars on television currently
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– Please help me figure out what to buy my girlfriend for Christmas because I am awful at it
– Did the show Homeland manage to end its season right
– Who are the least attractive male stars on television currently
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– Blowing the mind of a friend by telling him to look up pictures of Val Kilmer and his mutant elbow mid show
– Figuring out on the list of fuck my life situations where dying car ranks
– An cruelly ironic twist of fate leaves a listener with the very deformity that he said he didn’t mind on the woman he dated
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– Twitter hypocrisy in light of Paul Walker’s death
– Your introduction to the most disgusting eating habit on Earth
– The latest example of why this country is a land of fat gross jealous pigs
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– We pull an all-show-long prank on a new member of the staff that makes her look like a dunce
– Hear what life is like for someone in a state with legal weed
– Which cell phone brand has the worst battery life
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– Going over the worst of Black Friday rioting
– What video game series is the geekiest and saddest of them all
– The latest development that confirms my cohostess has the worst health of anyone alive
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– Ranking the top Thanksgiving Foods
– Horror stories from my time with Verizon Fios
– Discussing what fights we are most likely to have with the family on Thanksgiving Day
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– Allison reveals which common household food eaten to excess gave her the weirdest dumps ever
– A stereotype I held near and dear to my heart is broken right before the start of the show
– What makes my cohostess the most self centered woman on Earth
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– Allison relays the tale of a friend and his suspicions that the woman he is involved with cheated on him
– We dissect to a troubling extent every word said to the man in question by his girlfriend
– We get guests to weigh in, including writer and producer Rachel Axler and comedian Adrienne Airhart who give their own humorous takes
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– Paying people to cuddle you is now a thing
– The online glory hole that is Reddit Random Acts of Blowjob
– Mike Tyson and his book Undisputed Attitude are both riveting. This is why
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– Analyzing just what a certain action from a female Harvard professor that a friend took on a date meant
– The ridiculously stupid thing a house guest of mine did in an attempt to clean a mess their dog made on the carpet
– My vain efforts to prevent the latest signs of age I have caught on my face
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– The man who drinks and bathes in his own urine
– Introducing Allison to the classic and profane Casey Kasem flip out clip
– I finally post a Facebook comment that I am told crosses the line
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– Joel Osteen and his unintentionally hilarious tweet
– Reviewing the celebs with cankles list
– The worst things people you live with can do to annoy you
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– Ways you could tell the person you had a crush on as a kid didn’t like you back
– The rising cost of fast food and does it some point cross a line
– Children of celebs who follow in their parents’ footsteps and fall short
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– Why Halloween is the best holiday for going out to a bar to pick up girls
– Huffington Post and its pandering racist article about Julianne Hough and her Halloween costume
– The Halloween costume I have used three years in a row that girls cannot get enough of
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– We answer once and for all what the best Halloween candy is
– Why is it that people who think they are above the Kardashians seem to know the most about them
– Defending This Is 40
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– Why it pays to meet dates via Tinder instead of Swype
– Allison admits she would have sex with a certain very, very unattractive celebrity
– Could you look past an attractive person having a colostomy bag
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– I debate with my co-hostess if Gravity is the best movie that has come out in the past decade because I am super gay for it
– I tell the story of catching a 70 year old getting blown by an underage black prostitute in front of a crack den in the ghetto a few days ago
– Dealing with the convoy of conservative truckers that blocked 495 as a DC resident
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– A recent fan favorite, Allison tells the story of Brother Arthur, a priest who almost molested her
– I listen and wonder if I would have been smart enough to also avoid the fate of getting diddled or would I have fallen Arthurs tricks
– We learn the ultimate fate of said Arthur and what the community wound up doing to him when he was exposed. It is funny. I swear.
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– Why we are or are not excited to catch Gravity
– Apparently the episode where my cohostess talks about almost getting molest is a weirdly huge hit with the people stalking her dating profile
– Is there a crueler film than Marley And Me
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– There comes an age where you wake up and your body hurts for no reason. I have reached it.
– Watching Hanna-Barbera cartoons as a kid and how you didnt notice their quality was awful because you would watch anything animated
– Why food made by someone else always tastes better than anything you make
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– The very real and very bad consequences of the government shutdown
– The annoying woman who quit work with a video of shitty dancing
– Why the owner of Barilla Pasta wont be having dinner with Elton John anytime soon
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– All things Breaking Bad finale
– Where Breaking Bads end ranks in the list of all-time finales
– What the episode did right and what it did wrong
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– Adventures at MOMs Organic Market where Whole Foods looks like Wal Mart
– Is The Worlds End as bad as we thought it was
– Talking Crash the movie about people getting it on inside of wrecked cars from the 90s
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– Our guesses as to how Breaking Bad ends
– How badly is the Dexter finale going to suck
– We hate the viral Whole Foods shopping article
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– Is there anything worse than your mom discussing her vagina with you
– Coping with Facebook stalkers
– Is there a non sleazy way to seduce a taken person
– Coping with a sexless marriage
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