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– With Royce Lopez.
– Creepy Clown Update
– Feminist Fights The Power By Getting Face Fucked
– Guys Who Get Off On Humiliation
– Our First Time Jerk Off/Wet Dream Stories
– Adam Sandler & His Shit Films,
– Actresses Who Don’t Learn To Not Get Plastic Surgery
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 9/27/16:
– Joel is on vacation so Birthday Hammy fills in, with the help of Mitch, Marie, and John
– We talk about the first Presidential Debate between Trump and Hillary
– Sherri explains how to kill a bear and eat it
– Pen Pineapple Apple Pen – #WLTBMTY
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-Your box office champ this weekend is The Magnificent Seven. Chris reviews the reboot of this reboot. Is it as magnificent as its namesake?
-BRANGELINA ZOMG! THE CLINTON/TRUMP DEBATE LOL!
-We don’t just review tv and movies, y’know. Mark reviews the brand new ride at Universal Orlando, Skull Island: Rise Of Kong, and encourages you to consult Royce for all your VIP Revenge Of The Mummy ride needs.
-FINALLY! Mark watches the 1987 romantic comedy Bull Durham and the 1996 black comedy Trainspotting.
-Mark also reviews Batman: Assault On Arkham, proving once more than cartoon drawings are better than DC movies this year.
-And, lastly, SIGNIFICANT DEATHS pays homage to director Curtis Hanson, who dies at 71.
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– Season 20 episode 2: Skank Hunt
– Trolling and suicide are focuses of the episode
– What is next for Gerald now that he is the new troll King of the internet?
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– Is it too late for Billy Corgan to save TNA?
– Vince McMahon tears his quad by squatting A LOT of weight in the gym, yet wants to get back to work immediate, because he’s a monster
– Trish Stratus celebrates 10 years post-WWE retirement this week
– Clash Of Champions preview
– RAW Recap: Cesaro ties it up with Sheamus, Baley is added to Women’s title match, Owens tells Rusev to “machka something” while Reigns wins a cage match
– Smackdown Recap: Ambrose pins Cena clean, and not with a finisher. Wow.
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 9/20/16:
– John is a really nice guy who does kids parties
– My Shiney Hiney is a thing you can buy, but Marie’s Slap Shoes won’t get picked up
– Don’t pee on your clit o’clock or Loretta Jones will yell at you about what she’s supposed to do now
– what’s the deal with the air pods and the iPhone 7
– #noSelfieControl is our WLTBMTY
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The Reel Thing for September 18, 2016
-We’re back, people. Did you miss us? GOOD. We talk the numbers of the previous couple of weekends for the box office (TL;DR Sully remains in front), including the new release Blair Witch as reviewed by Chris. Is it scary or scary good? Take a wild guess…
-Chris reviews another recent release Hell Or High Water starring Chris Pine, Ben Foster and Jeff Bridges
-Mark and Chris are both addicted to drug cartel movies and tv shows, so Mark gives his take on the recent season of Narcos
-Chris gets his wish for his favorite director of the moment Jeff Nichols to take on the latest reboot of Alien Nation
-We introduce our newest segment, FINALLY!, where Mark reviews movies that he should have already seen (in this case, Mean Girls and The Untouchables) and adds to the already growing list (see you soon, Miller’s Crossing)
-RIP Alexis Arquette and Jon Polito (also known as SIGNIFICANT DEATHS, another segment on our show FYI)
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Rorschach and Doc 09/17/2016:
– Masterchef Finale
– Mister Mxyzptlk
– Restaurant Complaints
– Three Wishes
– Questionnaire
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– Joe’s Move
– Creepy Clown Sightings/Rob Zombie Film Talk
– Titty Flash At Bar Mitzfah
– Royce Skypes In
– Our Past Work
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
– Recorded live at the Half Penny Pub of Sayville NY
-Music in this episode
Descendants, Bad Religion, Taking Back Sunday, Less Than Jake, NOFX
– Knife fight at the local Hibachi/Sushi restaurant between two chefs.
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– Hammy drops a #HamBomb against MMA & Wrestling fans who are foaming with anger towards CM Punk
– Backlash recap: AJ Styles is WWE Champion, Becky Lynch is Smackdown Women’s Champion, Heath Slater & Rhyno are Smackdown Tag-Team Champions
– Raw Recap: Jack Swagger leaves Raw by losing to Jinder Mahal, Zayn calls Jericho a stupid idiot on The Highlight Reel, The New Day tell us all they also thought Gallows & Anderson can’t do comedy
– Smackdown Recap: AJ Styles celebrates before Cena and Ambrose drop nukes on one another, Is it time to drop Dolph Ziggler, will Bray Wyatt ever win
– T.J. Perkins wins Cruiserweight Championship by winning the Cruiserweight Classic
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– What got us into South Park
– Recapping season 20 premiere: “Member Berries”
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HIghlights:
– No Dutch this week
– Cousin Joe Skypes in
-We do a Jamaican Fargo remake
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Rorschach and Doc 09/10/2016:
– Ariel Winter is single
– Dinner with Tom Leykis
– Masterchef updates
– Boring Hollywood Stories
– Zootopia discussion
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– We reflect on CM Punks legacy in Pro Wrestling as he makes his MMA debut at UFC 203
– WWE Backlash predictions
– Rhyno has Kurt Angle break ankles of people who don’t vote for him in new political ad
– What if wrestlers were in Presidential debates?
– Raw Recap: Starts off strong with Owens and Rollins, but falls flat on it’s ass with “The Old Day”
– Smackdown Recap: Bray Wyatt shares another promo on Orton, build up to Styles/Ambrose has been lackluster
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
-We inadvertently stumble onto a massive conspiracy contained within The Simpsons shared over several seasons that will blow your mind
-A celeb penis revealed on tape that is so small you’ll wonder why the hell they agreed to show it
-Leslie Jones’ nude leak
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Rorschach and Doc 09/03/2016:
– Doc saw Lady Ghostbusters and Rorschach saw Civil War
– Masterchef discussion
– The BFF Game: Part 2
– Hot Women Wrestlers
– Rorschach’s creepy voicemails
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– Kevin Owens’s Universal Championship win is the most satisfying and well deserved wins in WWE history, unless your name is Vince Russo, then you hate everything about it
– RIP WWE Hall Of Famer Mr. Fuji
– Dixie Carter out of power at TNA, Billy Corgan in
– Dudley Boyz already have their first pose-WWE match booked
– WWE is already screwing up Bayley’s main roster run
– Raw Recap: Owens plays the IWC in human form and trolls the opening segment, Cesaro sells brilliantly against Sheamus, HHH returns & Paul Heyman apologizes to Stephanie, but is this story over?
– Smackdown Recap: Apollo Crews gets huge match with AJ Styles, Styles shows he is the top heel on Smackdown, Bray Wyatt gets into program with Orton & Dean Ambrose vs Baron Corbin, because reasons
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/30/16:
– We talk about how our women are better than us
– John plays bass for a DJ at a fetish party in South Florida
– We place votes for the new Lopez House – http://www.poll-maker.com/poll797613x48E14Be6-32
– Joel DJ’s a family song for his girlfriend’s grandfather who turned 80, and then relives having to do family plays
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The Reel Thing for 8/29/2016
-The numbers are in, and Don’t Breathe gets the top spot (Mark gives his review)
-How do you say “Jason Bourne sucks” in Chinese?
-Got $800? If you’re an LOTR/Hobbit fan, that money may have already disappeared.
-Wayne’s World 3 is in the works? Eh, sure.
-We talk tv, including the upcoming adaptation of The Departed and The Night Of with Chris and Mark.
-Astrology is a fallacy. What movie came out on your birthday, on the other hand, THAT’S very telling.
-Who is the top grossing actor and actress in the world this year?
-Chris and Mark go over time (SERIOUSLY, listen to the rest of this!) to give you their fall movie preview on what to watch the next four months, and also discuss why the hell Mark hasn’t seen certain movies (seriously, something is wrong with him per Chris).
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Rorschach and Doc 08/27/2016
– Masterchef updates
– We hate Youtube Food Reviewers
– We hate overdone jokes
– We hate getting old
– Voicemails galore
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS:
-Recorded live from the Half Penny Pub of Sayville NY.
-Jameson is back joining the show, talks about his love of Michael Bolton
-Celebrities with OCD
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/23/2016:
– Royce and Marie tell family stories from the weekend and also go to an Indy Wrestling event with Mersh
– Mitch and Sherri impulse buy a dishwasher and brew a lot of alcohol. They even sent Royce and Marie some to try
– John dances in cosplay for #3000brigade and started an exercise class called 12 Rounds with John that we assume is for dogs
– Joel and Kelsey take offense to not being invited to Royce & Marie’s housewarming
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SHOW HIGHLIGHTS
-Co-hostess Sara returns from a meditation retreat. Hear if she got laid, what she was fed, and if anyone busted ass during silent meditation. Repeatedly.
-Co-host Howard visits Atlantic City for a coke-fuelled night at a strip club that’s definitely worth listening to if you enjoy your podcast content debauched
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The Reel Thing for August 21, 2016:
-It’s money time! We talk about the latest box office numbers (Suicide Squad wins again), Jared Leto throwing a hissy fit while the world is thrown at his feet, and comparing this crop of summer movies to years past in terms of quality, etc.
-Chris reviews Sausage Party, and we discuss the work of Seth Rogen and the hardest we’ve laughed in movies recently (re: we like movies about farts and poop FYI).
-We hit up the latest movie news, including the return of Bad Boys, Jesus from The Big Lebowski, Lady Gaga and Lethal Weapon.
-Our trailer round-up hits on Arrival, The Good Neighbor and Mr. Church.
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Rorschach And Doc 8-20-16
– Weird Rorschach voicemail rants
– Larry Wilmore was canceled, thank god
– Doc and Rorschach play more of the Top & Bottom Bitchez game
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– Season Finale
– Art’s exploding insides
– Holy Spinoff Show, Batman!
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Dutch and Royce Highlights 8/16/16:
– Dutch DJed a bad wedding on a Monday night and it was horrible
– But in better news, Sherri picked out her wedding dress and Marie comes up with a great new photography business
– We have a little olympics talk as Usain Bolt becomes a meme, Ryan Lochte gets robbed at gun point in Rio, and people break their arms and legs
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-Chris and Mark reviews the reigning champ at the box office, Suicide Squad. Will it put a smile on our face?
-Pete’s Dragon comes out this weekend, and Chris gives his take on this revamped Disney movie.
-We talk recently released trailers, including Dog Eat Dog, Dunkirk and Rogue One.
-Chris Whetton is a clairvoyant when it comes to Ghostbusters. SCARY.
-Ocean’s Ocho is the female Ocean’s Eleven. ¡AY CARUMBA!
-RIP The Big Lebowski
-We talk about Orlando Bloom’s dick. You’re welcome?
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