Loose Noose: April 18th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, April 18
Show Title: Who Put the Tampon in the Turkey?
With Guest Dan McRitchie
– Laz researched nose herpes, likes to pick his nose, STD/HPV discussion
– Shannon’s wedding is one week away/why get married?/getting laid at Shannon’s wedding
– Dan’s 11-day hospital stay
– Tampering with people’s food/stories of Dan putting pubes in people’s food & drinks.
– Laz talks about having sex with Shannon’s mom
– Shannon was a Backstreet Boys fan/Dan IS a Kelly Clarkson fan and broke into her tour bus.
– What constitutes a eunuch?
– Pubic configurations/fake tits

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Untitled Movie Podcast: April 17th, 2016

-The Jungle Book banks, Chris’ kids are better moviegoers than we are, and Pete’s Dragon better have a pink moptop!
-Texting almost being allowed in AMC movie theaters: would you like to be punch in the face or kicked in the dick by Mark first?
-Mel Gibson’s new trailer and how the legacy of movies can be ruined by how shitty and awful people are in real life (thanks, Jason Chachula!)
-Doctor Strange and Star Wars: Rogue One get some love for their trailers
-Some guy wins the Pussy Olympics simply by being cast as the next Han Solo, and please have a dolphin squeak in your movie, Mr. Lord and Mr. Miller.
-Sequels that nobody has asked for, or are we being too picky? (MIB 23/Avatar 2-5/Dick Tracy 2/Bill & Ted 3/Spiderman: Homecoming/etc.)
-Quick reviews of some movies Mark watched (Mr. Right/Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
-Mark has finally found Jesus (The Jesus, that is) and we nerd out on some Lebowski/SHAMELESS MOXIE LE FEMME PLUG!
-Chris watched Inherent Vice (damn you, PT Anderson, get your shit together, please)

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The Sully Show: April 17th, 2016

Highlights for The Sully Show for April 17, 2016

– Sully brings everyone down memory lane about a broadcaster that just won’t go away and well isn’t that good. Sully and JT reenact a conversation based on the issue at hand.

– Pinky and The Brain read a scene from Pulp Fiction back in 2013. Sully is surprised he hasn’t found this video until now.

– Sully thinks he may have made Rorschach cry or mad because he didn’t answer his Skype call.

– Jim Breuer should be the replacement for Brian Johnson of AC-DC not Axel Rose of Guns N Roses.

– Dumb Ass of the Week: Thieves call Target to complain about how they were treated during an armed robbery.

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By The Way: April 16th, 2016

By The Way
April 16th 2016

Intro Song: “Right Back At It Again” by A Day To Remember
– Guests: Hammy and Tess
– Timeline of how Mike and Hammy met and how their radio careers crossed paths.
– Opening up about recent situations.
– Political Discussions happen aka 2 on 1 on Hammy.
Outro Song: “This is Absolution” by Killswitch Engage

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Brainstu Wrestling: April 13th, 2016

Brainstu Wrestling highlights

– RIP Balls Mahoney
– Bray Wyatt injured just as WWE might have been pushing him
– Shane McMahon being sued
– Scott Steiner is unrecognized by local news as former champ
– Raw Recap: Amazing match between AJ Styles and Sami Zayn, Cesaro vs Owens, another wonderful promo by Enzo & Cass, another cheesy Reigns promo & Bullet Club debut
– Final thought: Has Raw been better with Shane “running” the show?

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Dutch and Royce: April 12th, 2016

– Mitch makes a 50 year old waitress laugh with a sole joke

– Royce is going to be a movie reviewer for a local newspaper and reminds us a lot while Marie tries to find Yahoo useful

– Police are trying to pass a textalyzer app to stop texting and driving and it turns to an obsession with news anchors laughing too hard at nothing

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By The Way: April 10th 2016

By The Way
April 10th 2016
“Delusions”

Intro Song: “Timberwolves at New Jersey” by Taking Back Sunday
– Lost my voice, did shows with said lost voice, had a fun time on Conte’s b-day.
– The Walking Dead season finale and the shitstorm a cliffhanger leaves.
– Body posi body schmosi
– Deftones “Gore” review
– I have lived most of my life being delusional.
– What do I want?
– Excitement for season 2 of The Unbreakable Kimmie Schmidt
– Thoughts after finally seeing Blackfish.
– My stance on trying to make junk food/desserts seem “healthier than they are” by making them in bite size form.
Outro Song: “Hole in the Earth” by Deftones

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The Sully Show: April 10th, 2016

The Sully Show Highlights for April 10, 2016

– Sully does a cheesy play by play of JT fixing his equipment

– Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Trailer and fan boys need to stop bitching about a female lead in movies

– Russian MMA fight ends in 8 seconds

– The Sully Effect Strikes Back

– Woman flashes cops and a crack pip falls out of her breasts

– Dumb Ass of the Week: Florida Man steals a BMW after trying to buy it with his Food Stamp Card.

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Dutch and Royce : April 5th, 2016

Dutch and Royce Highlights 4/5/16

– Sherri threw Mitch a surprise 30th birthday party and he was truly surprised

– Royce threatens to kill himself to the Frontier customer service rep for being without internet for 12 hours during their “seamless transition” from Verizon Fios

– John imprints himself on a little baby squirrel

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Brainstu Wrestling: April 6th, 2016

 

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

– Stand up comic Adam Lucidi is our in studio guest
– Wrestlemania 32 recap
– NXT Takeover Dallas recap
– Shane McMahon jumping off Hell In A Cell is the craziest bump we will see in WWE for a long time
– The Rock helped further bury Bray Wyatt
– Roman Reigns was met with nothing but boos, but that didn’t stop WWE from editing them out of their shows
– Enzo Amore and Big Cass debut to massive pops on Raw
– The Womens Championship match stole the show at Wrestlemania, but NXT was a better show overall
– Sting retires at the Hall Of Fame, and we have Seth Rollins to thank for it

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Loose Noose Podcast: April 4th, 2016

Loose Noose Podcast for Monday, April 4
Show Title: Yin & Yin (There’s No Yang Between Us)
With Guest Adam Izzo

– Shannon’s wedding pushed ahead over a year
– The tao of dick pics
– Laz will try and get laid at Shannon’s wedding
– Shannon’s behavior at open mics
– The dudes who have hit on Shannon revisited

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The Untitled Movie Podcast: April 3rd, 2016

The Untitled Movie Podcast for 4-3-2016
-Batman V Superman made HOW much?? Still, everyone wants to exile Zack Snyder (the nerds have spoken, and we nerd out for better or worse). STOP ASSESSING IN ABSOLUTES!
-How precious is a franchise to you, herr direktor? Enough to reshoot it before its release in four months (re: Suicide Squad)? Also, hello, Plano, TX!
-4/26 is Alien Day, so go buy these shoes. Also, tomorrow is National Grilled Cheese Day.
-Sayonara, Back To The Future ride.
-What movies are untouchable to remake? Is it even worth it? Do you feel lucky to roll the dice?
-God damn you, Lakeland, for preventing us from watching one of favorite new director’s (Jeff Nichols) upcoming release Midnight Special. But I saw Mud so I guess we’ll talk about it.
-Richard Linklater has a new movie coming out? SWEET.

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The Sully Show : April 3rd, 2016

The Sully Show Highlights for April 3rd, 2016

– We pick on Rorschach for playing Hearthstone during the show

– April Fools Day is not creative anymore because of the internet

– We go over some of the internets good and bad April Fools Day Pranks

– Who is to blame for the safe space movement?

– Dumb Ass of the Week: Texas Woman falls for Ebola Hoax on Facebook posted by Texas Police.

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Brainstu Wrestling: March 30th, 2016

SHOW HIGHLIGHTS

– Stand up comic KP Burke is our in studio guest
– Wrestlemania 32 and NXT Takeover Dallas Preview
– Our favorite past and present Wrestlemania moments
– Our favorite Wrestlemania matches
– What got us into wrestling
– Jerry Lawler as a heel commentator is something worth watching Smackdown for
– Shane McMahon is a middle aged man, yet can probably bump better than half of the roster
– HHH and how he has run NXT is better than how Vince is running the main roster
– Is this Undertakers last Wrestlemania?
– Will outside interference change the outcome of the 3 big matches on the card?

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The Untitled Movie Podcast: March 27th. 2016

The Untitled Movie Podcast notes from 3-27-2016:

-Apologies to Chris for fucking up his name last week (no, I was not drinking)
-Seriously, guys, why should you listen to us? We go into our backgrounds as far as movie knowledge is concerned.
-Screw it, we know why we’re here: Batman V Superman (what we thought about it, liked/didn’t like, miscellaneous things regarding the release, etc., and we even have a SPECIAL GUEST to talk about how much HE liked it so we don’t sound like a couple of assholes….more so!)
-We really need a new name for this podcast (you think Frank Darabont or Stephen King will mind?)
-RIP Garry Shandling
-Future April releases: what looks good and whooooooooooooooooooooooo cares??

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